Cristina Aguilera is looking better.
Jessica Alba got a tattoo of a rose. Guys, why have we not thought of this before. A rose, it's so simple.
Amanda Bynes hit a cop car while drunk and wore a very skimpy dress to go to court. Clever!
Anne Hathaway is Lesbian.. I mean cut her hair off. False alarm.
Jennifer Love-Hewitt can stay.